YOU CAN BE DOUGVARISH!!!

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit) 08/02/2016 at 12:28 • Filed to: None

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SIMPLY BUY ALL THESE QUALITY EUROPEAN BROKEN DOWN AUTOMOBILES AT THIS NEARBY REPAIR SHOP, WRITE A SOMEWHAT DECENT STORY/VIDEO ABOUT FIXING THEM UP AND SELLING THEM/DRIVING THEM CROSS COUNTRY, AND GET PAID BY JALOPHOGAN!!!

Ash78, voting early and often > Takuro Spirit 08/02/2016 at 12:34

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This is not a terrible idea. It's like money laundering, but with cars. Find someone to warehouse the cars, then make up a clever backstory about them all.

Takuro Spirit > Ash78, voting early and often 08/02/2016 at 12:37

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YOU CAN BE A THOUSANDAIRE!

Ash78, voting early and often > Takuro Spirit 08/02/2016 at 12:39

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Woo-hoo! I'm moderately wealthy! I can rent anything I want!

Takuro Spirit > Ash78, voting early and often 08/02/2016 at 12:45

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RENT AN BENTLEY WITH A DOOR HANDLE TO DOOR HANDLE WARRANTY!@

adamftw > Takuro Spirit 08/02/2016 at 12:45

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Throw away that X3. E34 and P38? Dream garage right there.

Ash78, voting early and often > Takuro Spirit 08/02/2016 at 12:46

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*defined as the distance from the front of one door handle to its rear, excluding any paint flaws or mechanical componentry.

Takuro Spirit > adamftw 08/02/2016 at 12:47

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BETTER YET, FLIP AIRPLANES FOR FOXTROT ALPHA BLOG!

https://www.warhistoryonline.com/military-vehic…

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Takuro Spirit 08/02/2016 at 12:54

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I can be famous like TV’s Doug Demuro?!

Takuro Spirit > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 08/02/2016 at 12:57

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YOU MAY EARN ENOUGH TO BUY A TV*!

*take your pick from any old tube TV left on the side of the road

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > Takuro Spirit 08/02/2016 at 13:00

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Track the 5-series, DD the LR and burn the X3?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Takuro Spirit 08/02/2016 at 13:01

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SIGN ME UP

Takuro Spirit > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 08/02/2016 at 13:08

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TRACK THE FORESTER ON BLIZZAKS

Takuro Spirit > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 08/02/2016 at 13:09

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HOW CURRENT IS YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO JALOPNIK GOLD?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Takuro Spirit 08/02/2016 at 13:13

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I’m on platinum iridium gold plus with the double “no” option from the mods.

Justin Hughes > Takuro Spirit 08/02/2016 at 13:14

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Will I have to strap the TV to the roof of my BRZ Ferrari to get it home?

Takuro Spirit > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 08/02/2016 at 13:20

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YOU NEED MORE ‘LECTRODES BRO

Takuro Spirit > Justin Hughes 08/02/2016 at 13:22

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IT’LL FIT IN THE GLOVBOX

Justin Hughes > Takuro Spirit 08/02/2016 at 13:24

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So will the radar.

Takuro Spirit > Justin Hughes 08/02/2016 at 13:38

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WHAT THAT BUTTON DO?